After Preaching Genesis 7, Steven Furtick Begins Converting All Elevation Campuses Into Arks 
Rick Warren Transitions into a Dog so He Can Become First Dog Ordained as a Pastor 
Joel Osteen Steps Down from Preaching, Becomes a Bartender 
Jesus Canceled by Progressive Christians for Owning Slaves 
Democrats Last Supper: All Choke on Nothing Burger While Dining on Trump’s Tax Return TGC Editor Says the Root of Our Problems is “Sadness,” and By “Sadness,” I mean “Racism”
Editor at Large of the Gospel Coalition, Gordon Sanchez, says that the root of our…
The Gospel Coalition Digs Up 2000-Year-Old Photo of Jesus “Gently Correcting” False Teachers
In the aftermath of a riot following the release of an article at The Gospel…
Woman With Male Body Mourns Loss of ‘Right to Wax’ as Courts Rule Against Her
Today, a woman — who was interestingly born with male genitals, male hormones, and male…
Nancy Pelosi’s Finger Bitten as She Points it in Donald Trump’s Face
After a tense meeting between lawmakers on Capitol Hill earlier this week, Donald Trump tweeted…
Cross-Dressers Join Forces to Oppose Transgender Movement
There is a growing movement in our society that says you can choose to be…
A Former Gang Banger Raps Battle to Explain “Reparations Are Biblical”
A former self-described Atlanta gang-banger took to Twitter recently to explain to Christians why reparations…
Weird Man With Skinny Jeans Says You Have to Walk On God’s Word to Make it Work
Another piece of the two-thousand-year-old puzzle has been discovered by a strange little man wearing…
“You Can Be Both Atheist and Christian at the Same Time,” Says Woke Person
Did you know that Christians can be atheists? Did you know that Christians can be…
Crazy Blonde Says Stupid Thing on Twitter, Gets Mansplained
Today, it was reported that a crazy blond woman said something stupid on Twitter, and…