After Preaching Genesis 7, Steven Furtick Begins Converting All Elevation Campuses Into Arks 
Rick Warren Transitions into a Dog so He Can Become First Dog Ordained as a Pastor 
Joel Osteen Steps Down from Preaching, Becomes a Bartender 
Jesus Canceled by Progressive Christians for Owning Slaves 
Democrats Last Supper: All Choke on Nothing Burger While Dining on Trump’s Tax Return Black Transgender White Supremacist Bartender Acknowledges His White Privilege, Repents
Dearborn, MI — A black transgender white supremacist in the greater Detroit area is speaking…
BREAKING: Tax Return Shows Donald Trump Made Money in Last Seven Years
Palm Beach, FL — As the Supreme Court authorizes the release of Donald Trump’s tax…
Pastor Who Ran Out of Sermon Ideas Says He Opened Bible, Found Entire List in the Front
FRESNO, CA — Stefan Furbank, 66, a pastor in Fresno who says he’s been preaching…
Coca-Cola to Give Sensitivity Training to Sprite on How to be Less White
In the wake of outrage over alleged sensitivity training that Coca-Cola has been forcing its…
Charismatic Prophets Prophesy that Donald Trump May or May Not Run For President Again
After Joe Biden was sworn into office after the 2020 election, the charismatic prophets who…
NY Governor Cuomo Says He Confused Nursing Home Patients with Unborn Children
In the wake of the scandal involving New York governor, Andrew Cuomo sending thousands of…
Parler to Incorporate as a Constitutional Republic Amid Fears Owner May Someday Pull a “Matt Drudge”
As millions of social media users flee Facebook and Twitter as their voices are being…
Southern Baptists Move to Remove Slave-Owner’s Name From Book of the Bible
In an ever-sweeping move by woke Southern Baptists, the denomination’s most outspoken anti-racist leaders are…
Transgenders Pushing For Legislation to Affirm Their Trans-Sex Organs
Transgenders in California are pushing for legislation that would force doctors and public organizations to…
Frankie Muniz Seen Flashing ‘White Power’ Sign in Hit Sitcom, ‘Malcolm in the Middle’
Malcolm in the Middle star, Frankie Muniz, may not seem to be a likely candidate…
Beth Moore Announces New Pop Album: I’m Home in 2020
After years of being out and about, famous Southern Baptist motivational speaker, Beth Moore announced…
Chick-fil-A Hires Jackie Hill Perry as Consultant for Chicken Unity
In case you missed the outcry last month by the Christian community after Chick-fil-A announced…