NYC Mayor Eric Adams Implements “Don’t Say Straight” Campaign to Lure Leftists From Florida
After Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill into law last week,…
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Double-masked and Unable to See Over Steering Wheel, SBC Leader Nearly Dies in Tragic Car Wreck
Brentwood, TN (Nod Daily News) — Southern Baptist Leader, Russell Moore, narrowly avoided a tragic…
Leading Bioethicist Says Biological Sex a Social Construct Designed to Oppress Stronger Athletes
Washington D.C. (Nod Daily News) — The nation’s leading bioethicist, Joe Biden, has declared that…
Future of Tater Tots in Jeopardy as Hasbro Moves to Neuter Mr. Potato Head
PAWTUCKET, RI — The future of the kids’ lunchtime favorite is now in jeopardy as…
Fauci Says He’s Found “Definitive Cure” For Virus by Removing The Earth’s Atmosphere
Washington, D.C. — Dr. Anthony Fauci says he has found a definitive cure for the…