Double-masked and Unable to See Over Steering Wheel, SBC Leader Nearly Dies in Tragic Car Wreck
Brentwood, TN (Nod Daily News) — Southern Baptist Leader, Russell Moore, narrowly avoided a tragic…
Health
Leading Bioethicist Says Biological Sex a Social Construct Designed to Oppress Stronger Athletes
Washington D.C. (Nod Daily News) — The nation’s leading bioethicist, Joe Biden, has declared that…
Future of Tater Tots in Jeopardy as Hasbro Moves to Neuter Mr. Potato Head
PAWTUCKET, RI — The future of the kids’ lunchtime favorite is now in jeopardy as…
Fauci Says He’s Found “Definitive Cure” For Virus by Removing The Earth’s Atmosphere
Washington, D.C. — Dr. Anthony Fauci says he has found a definitive cure for the…
