Democrats Last Supper: All Choke on Nothing Burger While Dining on Trump’s Tax Return
It was the moment we had all been waiting for: the long-awaited reveal of Donald Trump’s tax returns. After years of speculation and investigation, the public was finally going to get a glimpse into the financial dealings of the former president.
But as it turned out, the tax returns showed nothing. Absolutely nothing. No hidden income streams, no offshore accounts, not even a single questionable deduction. It was as if the returns had been scrubbed clean by a team of white-collar crime specialists.
The Democrats, who had been salivating at the thought of finally getting their hands on some dirt on Trump, were left with nothing but a great big nothing burger. And as they sat down to their last supper, they found themselves choking on their disappointment.
“This is outrageous!” exclaimed Nancy Pelosi, as she slammed her fist on the table. “We were sure that there was something nefarious hiding in those returns. But it’s just a bunch of boring old numbers and legal deductions.”
“I can’t believe it,” groaned Chuck Schumer, as he pushed his plate away in disgust. “We were so sure that this was going to be the thing that finally brought Trump down. But it looks like he’s actually been playing by the rules all along.”
As the Democrats grumbled and complained, Trump sat back with a satisfied grin on his face. He had known all along that his returns would show nothing, and he had reveled in the opportunity to rub it in the faces of his detractors.
“You guys really thought you had me this time, didn’t you?” he chuckled. “But as it turns out, I’m just a very successful businessman who knows how to play the game. And now, I get to sit back and watch you all choke on your nothing burger.”