Racist Christmas Classic: “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” under Fire from the Woke Mob

As the holiday season approaches, the cancel culture mob has set its sights on a new target: the beloved Christmas classic, “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas.”

According to the latest woke doctrine, the song is racist because it only dreams of a white Christmas, ignoring the diversity of the world’s winter landscapes. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Why not dream of a rainbow Christmas, or a glittery Christmas, or a vegan Christmas? The possibilities are endless, but this song only focuses on one color. Shameful.”

The backlash against the song has been swift and severe, with some calling for it to be banned from radio play and others demanding that it be rewritten with more inclusive lyrics. One enterprising social justice warrior has even created a petition to replace the song with a new, more inclusive version that dreams of a “diverse Christmas.”

But not everyone is on board with the rainbow mob’s latest crusade. Many fans of the song have come out in defense of its lyrics, arguing that the song is simply a nostalgic longing for the traditional image of a white Christmas, complete with snow-covered trees and a cozy fire in the fireplace.

One vocal defender of the song, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “This is just another example of progressives trying to ruin something beautiful and timeless. I don’t see anything wrong with dreaming of a white Christmas. It’s a song, for crying out loud, not a political statement.”

Despite the backlash, it seems unlikely that “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” will be canceled anytime soon. The song has been a beloved holiday tradition for generations, and its timeless message of nostalgia and longing will likely continue to resonate with listeners for years to come.

So, as the holiday season approaches, let us all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of a white Christmas, and ignore those who are trying to ruin it for everyone.