Palm Beach, FL — As the Supreme Court authorizes the release of Donald Trump’s tax return, court documents allege that Donald Trump’s tax return show that he made money in the last seven years.
Occupy Wall Street is organizing a riot to be held in front of Trump’s home in Mar-a-Lago. “We just couldn’t allow this evil man to take money illicitly from this wicked Capitalist system,” Eva Bergson, an organizer of the event explained. “This is why we’re going to burn down buildings and knock over statues.”
Bergson explained that it should be illegal for anyone in America — with the exception of non-white, non-straight, non-males — to earn a living.
It’s unclear exactly how much money Trump made, but it’s clear that his fortune came on the backs of the working class.
This story is developing.