Woman With Male Body Mourns Loss of ‘Right to Wax’ as Courts Rule Against Her

Today, a woman — who was interestingly born with male genitals, male hormones, and male genetics — mourns the loss of her waxing rights today as a Vancouver court ruled against her complaint of discrimination.

Because nothing screams woman like having your male genitals waxed by trained home estheticians.

“It’s a total war against women out there,” she told reporters following the case, “how having male genitals and a masculine figure with XY chromosomes translates into not being woman enough to have my genitals waxed in a woman’s body shop is just baffling.”

The waxing service providers were overjoyed at the court’s ruling today. “Something just wasn’t right with her. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something just seemed different. All I knew is that I didn’t want to wax her genitals.”

After several attempts to reach the judge and jury for comment, one juror left us the following statement.

We understand the frustration that this has caused, however, we also recognize the right of service providers to refuse to wax a type of genitals they are not trained in waxing.

This story is still developing.