Nancy Pelosi’s Finger Bitten as She Points it in Donald Trump’s Face
After a tense meeting between lawmakers on Capitol Hill earlier this week, Donald Trump tweeted a picture of Nancy Pelosi standing up and pointing her finger at him. Needless to say, the finger-pointing didn’t end well.
After trashing Trump’s border wall for 15 minutes then demanding he stop the defunding of Planned Parenthood, using the motto “Make Abortion Great Again,” Trump decided enough was enough and bit her finger.
“It just came out of nowhere,” Pelosi said, “I’m just here doing my job, advocating for illegal immigrants and women who want free access to sex and abortion. Then, he just snapped, literally, bit the crap out of my finger.”
“I didn’t mean to,” Trump said, “it’s just, I don’t take crap from liberals. It was a reflex reaction.”
In light of the happening, Donald Trump’s office released a statement declaring the United States has a better president than France.