Weird Man With Skinny Jeans Says You Have to Walk On God’s Word to Make it Work

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Another piece of the two-thousand-year-old puzzle has been discovered by a strange little man wearing skinny jeans and a tight shirt.

For centuries, Christians have always wondered why the Bible simply just does not work. “I’ve tried everything,” one audience member said, “but it just doesn’t seem to do what it’s supposed to do.”

Another passerby was asked if he’d ever seen it work, but he just responded with, “if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.”

Well, thanks to a fresh, new discovery by a man named Steve, “doing it yourself” is no longer a thing. “All you have to do,” said Steve, “is walk on God’s Word to make it work.”

“You don’t have to jump on it. You don’t have to beat it over people’s heads or slam it on the ground. Heck, you don’t even have to study it or preach it. All you have to do is walk on it.”

Several people have noted that this new revelation seems to only work for Steve, however.