Stacey Abrams is Livid: “They’re Taking Away My Right to Cheat!” 
Jesus Checks Facebook to See Who Shared That Post So He Will Know Who to Bless 
Double-masked and Unable to See Over Steering Wheel, SBC Leader Nearly Dies in Tragic Car Wreck 
Leading Bioethicist Says Biological Sex a Social Construct Designed to Oppress Stronger Athletes 
Joe Biden Says He Hopes to Be The First African American Woman in the White House Stacey Abrams is Livid: “They’re Taking Away My Right to Cheat!”
In the wake of massive election reform in Georgia that would restrict voting to legally…
Jesus Checks Facebook to See Who Shared That Post So He Will Know Who to Bless
Heaven (Nod Daily News) — There have been multiple reports from several angels around the…
Double-masked and Unable to See Over Steering Wheel, SBC Leader Nearly Dies in Tragic Car Wreck
Brentwood, TN (Nod Daily News) — Southern Baptist Leader, Russell Moore, narrowly avoided a tragic…
Leading Bioethicist Says Biological Sex a Social Construct Designed to Oppress Stronger Athletes
Washington D.C. (Nod Daily News) — The nation’s leading bioethicist, Joe Biden, has declared that…
Joe Biden Says He Hopes to Be The First African American Woman in the White House
Portsmouth, NH — In an interview with Nod Daily News, Joe Biden said that he…
Future of Tater Tots in Jeopardy as Hasbro Moves to Neuter Mr. Potato Head
PAWTUCKET, RI — The future of the kids’ lunchtime favorite is now in jeopardy as…
School Celebrates Diversity by Reading Modified Dr. Seuss Book That Removes Racial Stereotypes
ATLANTA, GA — An elementary school in the Metro Atlanta area is celebrating diversity today…
Fauci Says He’s Found “Definitive Cure” For Virus by Removing The Earth’s Atmosphere
Washington, D.C. — Dr. Anthony Fauci says he has found a definitive cure for the…
Black Transgender White Supremacist Bartender Acknowledges His White Privilege, Repents
Dearborn, MI — A black transgender white supremacist in the greater Detroit area is speaking…
BREAKING: Tax Return Shows Donald Trump Made Money in Last Seven Years
Palm Beach, FL — As the Supreme Court authorizes the release of Donald Trump’s tax…
Pastor Who Ran Out of Sermon Ideas Says He Opened Bible, Found Entire List in the Front
FRESNO, CA — Stefan Furbank, 66, a pastor in Fresno who says he’s been preaching…
Coca-Cola to Give Sensitivity Training to Sprite on How to be Less White
In the wake of outrage over alleged sensitivity training that Coca-Cola has been forcing its…
