After Pictures of Them Wearing Whiteface Surface, Couple Loses Performing Arts Careers 
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Implements “Don’t Say Straight” Campaign to Lure Leftists From Florida 
Disguising Themselves as Friendly Americans, Russian Troops Fly Pride Flag as They Invade Ukraine 
Elon Musk Buys Planet Earth, Promises to Restore Freedoms 
Victoria Osteen Says the Scriptures Remind Her of Super Mario Brothers After Pictures of Them Wearing Whiteface Surface, Couple Loses Performing Arts Careers
Almost two decades ago, Lee and Maryanna Joyner say they did something really stupid that…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Implements “Don’t Say Straight” Campaign to Lure Leftists From Florida
After Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill into law last week,…
Disguising Themselves as Friendly Americans, Russian Troops Fly Pride Flag as They Invade Ukraine
As Russia takes a beating in Ukraine, Putin recently expressed concern about the number of…
Elon Musk Buys Planet Earth, Promises to Restore Freedoms
After the news broke that space security and green energy guru, Elon Musk, bought Twitter,…
Victoria Osteen Says the Scriptures Remind Her of Super Mario Brothers
Victoria, the wife of famous pastor Joel Osteen, recently published a cryptic tweet referencing Psalm…
Introducing a New and Exciting Bible Translation. The Critical Race Translation (CRT)
Today we are launching a semi-regular feature wherein we will examine the many equitable improvements…
Progressive Evangelicals Wonder Why all the Unvaccinated Evangelicals Disappeared From Earth
Earth (Nod Daily) — Earlier this morning, a stunning event that the world has never…
Biden Admin Orders OSHA to Issue New Rule Mandating All U.S. Workers to Start Identifying as LGBTQ+
Following a new rule implemented last week by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA)…
Stacey Abrams is Livid: “They’re Taking Away My Right to Cheat!”
In the wake of massive election reform in Georgia that would restrict voting to legally…
Jesus Checks Facebook to See Who Shared That Post So He Will Know Who to Bless
Heaven (Nod Daily News) — There have been multiple reports from several angels around the…
Double-masked and Unable to See Over Steering Wheel, SBC Leader Nearly Dies in Tragic Car Wreck
Brentwood, TN (Nod Daily News) — Southern Baptist Leader, Russell Moore, narrowly avoided a tragic…
Leading Bioethicist Says Biological Sex a Social Construct Designed to Oppress Stronger Athletes
Washington D.C. (Nod Daily News) — The nation’s leading bioethicist, Joe Biden, has declared that…